DMX.

Som ni kanske har hört så vann Barack Obama valet. Det var inte rapparen DMX förtjänst eftersom han inte får rösta, felony felony. It’s always a felony.

DMX blev intervjuad av XXLmag.com för ett par år sedan, den intervjun parodierades nyligen i The Boondocks (som är den bästa animerade serien för tillfället). Artisten ger svaren som världen kräver.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.

Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

En dimension att ta hänsyn till är att väldigt få, jag själv inkluderad, skulle våga driva med DMX in persona. Snubben är galen. Farlig. Han knivade en kille en gång, han hade kamphundar inburade i sin källare, han blev tagen på en flygplats med bilen full av vapen, han blev en gång häktad för den coolaste beskrivningen någonsin – Criminal Mischief, rötägg på svenska. Så kan det gå. Hopp och lek.

Annonser

  1. wpolscemamymocneseo

    Sorry for the huge review, but I’m really loving the new Zune, and hope this, as well as the excellent reviews some other people have written, will help you decide if it’s the right choice for you.

    Gilla

  2. Margeret Snyder

    I adore Lady GaGa. She even plays the guitar! I believe she will be around for a long time. Did you know that she buys many of her instruments on the internet? Ya, she really does! I love her guitars. Of course, she doesn’t get all of her guitars online, but a lot of her stuff is vintage. She looks marvelous regardless of where she buys her guitars!

    Gilla

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