To our English-speaking readers regarding Basshunter:
What can I say? He got away from us. We are terribly sorry. It is not an elaborate prank, he really sings those songs thinking it can pass as music. He is also slightly retarded, as are all people from the swedish southwest. You may already know that Per Gessle is from the same town as this Basshunter and so is 91 Karlsson, the last line of the swedish military defence.
You can take comfort in the fact that we put up with him for over 3 years and that this, like all things shall pass. We grew stronger as a nation due to the hardships we had to endure during his stints at the swedish charts. I can still hear the screams at night.
Once again, we are terribly sorry.